Please provide knives so your guest can slice the sections into individual own needs…

 Ingredients 

1. The sauce of weak leadership

• Mix a large bowl of indecisiveness with 2-3 tablespoons of personal interest. The best brand of personal interest is the famous WIFM (What’s In It For Me) ketchup available in every heart store in the deepest corner. It contained: big bonus, more perks, promotion and political acceptance. Warning: too many WIFM sauce will cause lost of conscience and could lead to stony heart.
• When the sauce change its color, add a little bit of easily bruised ego and withdraw sympathy (if any).

2. 500 grams of good people who do nothing

• Place 500 grams of good people who see no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil in a plate. Saturate them with the fear of unemployment mixed with golden handcuffs program namely long term loan and retention program.
• When you see the critical mind set dissappear, load them with jargons until they are properly brainwashed and ready to be cooked. Remember, things happened because good people do nothing. Repeat this over and over until it became the mantra of your life.

3. 1/2 ounce of discretion

• Select 1/2 ounce of discretion and passed them among the most demanding and not necessarily the best seeds. Don’t forget to by pass several lines to create optimum result.
• Leave it for a while in an open space and heat up room temperature.
• No need to do anything with the quiet seeds until it looks as if they are going to change their nature. Just keep it in the pantry corner within their lines.

4. Serving

• Put discretion on top of 500 grams of good people who do nothing and decorate it with secrecy.
• Moisten with souce of weak leadership on top of it.
• Sprinkle with tension and some corporate bullies.
• Serve it whilst it hot. Shred whatever left to avoid auditor.

Per serving: 720 headaches, 562 ulcers, 382 nervous breakdown and 10 manic depressive.

 Nutritional breakdown: greed, megalomaniac and ignorance.

Reference List:

- Enron

- Arthur Andersen